he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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