No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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