shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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