Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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