I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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