I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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