They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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