get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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