ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I want to be your penis for a week.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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