i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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