No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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