woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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