Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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