come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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