I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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