So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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