So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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