Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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