A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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