the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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