Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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