So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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