i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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