I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You were trust falling into bushes
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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