i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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