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(613): View more from Ontario

he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer

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(813): View more from Florida

watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...

(863): View more from Florida

Can I come live with you?

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(302): View more from Delaware

Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.

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(516): View more from New York

do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.

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(216): View more from Ohio

That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.

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