Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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