whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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