How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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