nutella sex= disaster
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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