i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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