If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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