What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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