Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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