She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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