it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Do vagina's smell?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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