I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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