Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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