I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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