sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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