I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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