I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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