What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Randomize
