the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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