Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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