I want to stick my p in your. b.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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