During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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