I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
time to smoke my breakfast
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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