At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I understand Curling. That high.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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