Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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