On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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