Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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