Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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